Theme Tune Hummer T-Shirts

Okay

Like father like son.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Woodwork

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Guitar emergency.

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"In the absence of a piano....."

'I've had some replies to those job applications I sent off.'

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."

"Everyone has to do their fair share. . . You have always been known as a good worker. . . You want to give something back, don't you? . . ."

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

Republicans and Democrats representatives wearing t-shirts reading 'Uni States'.

Nail and Hammer

Violinist on a surfboard

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

At The Palladium

'No, I've not been re-arranging the furniture again, you and your wife moved last week!'