Thinkers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Intellectual Property

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

'I inherited therefore I am'

Bertrand Russell

First Market Decline

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

The thinker Easter egg

'People just aren't as committed as they used to be.'

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Look, think positively, it's not that bad being a Lab-Rat: It beats living in a sewer most days...'

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"Are we interested in selling this place?"

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

'A cenacle is no place to be zaftig.'

"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"

What a lovely night breeze!

Man chops down palm tree to make coconut shy.