Thinker's Fan Pillows

Friedrich Engels

Bright idea

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Feel better, dear?"

Schrödinger and his cat

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Election 2020

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

X-RAY

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Wordplay: Dilemma.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

Psychological Testing Center.

No Action Comics

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Your karma will catch up with you!

'Sculptor'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."