Think Tank Fan Pillows

"These are all great ideas guys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to come up with something new."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Light Bulb Moment

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Bright idea

The Thought Process.

"It's o.k., come on out."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

The Economy of Ideas

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Charles Darwin

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side