Metaphysical Fan Pillows

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Staff support"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Is it that bad?"

Bowled over again!

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

reincarnated worm...

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Trojan Hurdler.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

YOLO vs YODO

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Currently Boston

The power of now