Metaphysical Fan Pillows

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Staff support"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Trojan Hurdler.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

YOLO vs YODO

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Currently Boston

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price