Think Tank Aficionado Prints

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Light Bulb Moment

Bright idea

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

The Thought Process.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

New Ideas in Business.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Capital

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

'Think OUTSIDE the box, not ABOUT the box.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Early American Think Tank.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."