Think Piece Enthusiast Gifts

Freedom of the Press...

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Playdough's The Republic

"It's o.k., come on out."

Hamlet

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Human Brain

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

X-RAY

The Real Russian history

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Little boy dragon

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."