Thimble Theorist Pillows

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

My first mistake.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Bertrand Russell

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Thinker's drinker.'

"I fear they're laughing with me, not at me."

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

Pythagoras Revisited

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

'Physician, I've had a terrible headache all day.'

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

'Mike is still whakin' on it...Accordin' to his flow-thru hull theory, drillin' more holes will bring it back up.'

'What happened between design and development?'