Thigh Master Seeker Gifts

"Take me to your thigh master"

Muscles

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

Gym Dog

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Macho man body building club.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Any other strengths?"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Pushy Coach.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

strong man bends an iron bar

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Image changing.

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"Your thighs are like iron."

Mr Muscles competition