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"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

You must be this tall.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Big Tipper

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Stephen Hawking

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Entropy Seminar.

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?"

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."