Therapy Trailblazer Pillows

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

"You said this would help with my stress. When's the foot rub start?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Couples' therapy

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

X-ray Psychology.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I hate Mondays.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."