Therapy Theatre Pillows

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Tut and Carmen.

Herman Mankiewicz

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."