Therapy Meme Lovers Gifts

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"Teach me not to care."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"No heroic measures."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

Sardine psychologist.

Can I take your disorder?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."