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'I think my work here is done.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Psychiatry has come along way since the goatee beard and leather couch Mr Winslop"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"Postwar is hell."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Couples' therapy

Blue sky thinking

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'We have three minutes left.'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy