Therapy Group Regular Pillows

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I hear you're quite an advocate of group therapy.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I'm beset by self-doubt! BESET I TELL YOU!'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

'No... you first.'

Group discount therapy.

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"Instead of national health care, we're going to try a little group therapy today...."

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'-and you hate sleeping alone-well,there's a coincidence!'

"Flash went off" support group

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"Any chance of a longer couch?"

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'Is your marriage okay?' - 'I wouldn't know. We're not talking.'

"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."