Therapists Mugs

"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

"It feels like people are always trying to avoid me."

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

An obsession with drugs,delusions of power,paranoid tendencies...still enough about me what can I do for you?

'So how long have you had teenage children?'

Fear of success support group.

'I get better results with a live elephant and an invisible fence.'

I'll bark, and you bark the first thing that comes to mine.'

'I have excellence fatigue.'

Anger management class

'And how old were you when your mother first called you a scaredy cat.'

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

Returning Christmas gifts.

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The voices in my head are saying that you're overcharging me.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'I think I need a new psychiatrist. The one I have now gave me a mood ring to monitor my progress.'

'Basically, it's a ten-step program....'

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me trying to get in.'

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Whenever I open up, I get dumped on."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'I guess my problem is I've never really had anyone to look up to.'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

"I seem to grasp things with my hands and feet but not with my head."

Those aren't voices in your head. Those are your parents.