Therapy Theorist Mugs

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

Lite therapy.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Licensed Therapist

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'