Therapeutic Relaxation Gifts

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'That was fun!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.