Theory Builder T-Shirts

'Oh yeah? -- Well, I have a theory about you!'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sigmund Freud.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

A Freudian slip...

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

Max Weber

"Lucky Guess."

Science And Society 1923

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'