Theoretical Wunderkind Pillows

Quantum Physics Lab

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Skiing

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Max Weber

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'It's for show and tell!'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

Taxes

'I've got a large disposable income.'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

"He did not believe in rebooting, so..."

'Either Gödel has come up with a gret new theory, or the most elaborate excuse in mathematical history for not finishing something.'

Sledge

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

Schrodinger's cat flap

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

'Sadly, Chester's attempts to explain his economic theories to mark Carney would come to a quick and abrupt end.'

"I dumbed it down."

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'