Theoretical Wunderkind Mugs

Quantum Physics Lab

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Skiing

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Max Weber

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'It's for show and tell!'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Taxes

"Again we've proven something no one will ever care about."

'I've got a large disposable income.'

'Dr Bertam works on a theory of nothing.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Either Gödel has come up with a gret new theory, or the most elaborate excuse in mathematical history for not finishing something.'

'Nobody noticed my new contact lenses at school today.'

'Sadly, Chester's attempts to explain his economic theories to mark Carney would come to a quick and abrupt end.'

Schrodinger's cat flap

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

"I dumbed it down."

Sledge

'I always come to work when I'm sick... I can't see wasting my sick leave being sick.'