Theology Reader Mugs

"Why Bad things happen to good people"

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Priest

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I have an app for that."

Thomas Cranmer

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Please take your receipt!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"