Theologian Pillows

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

Discussion on Kierkegaard.

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Thank you for pretending you understand Kierkegaard.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Martin Luther

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

10 Commandments Exceptions.

God's map of the universe

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

"What's the takeaway on all this?"

10 Commandments: God with human rights and big business laws - "Hey, hang on I've only given you the introduction."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

A surprise in heaven

"I guess this is where we part ways."

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

God's My Space.

Just before The Big Bang

'Give me a break - I've never done this before.'

'The puritans enjoy a real good laugh'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

John Calvin

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

"That's not what I said."

Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.

'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'