Themed Gift Lover Prints

Baseball player batting money

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'We have three minutes left.'

King Kongs first christmas

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

Fly fishing.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Ball Pool Peril

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

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'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Beware of Everything