Humorous Gift Lover Prints

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Quick nurse, this patient needs a double dose!'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Thank you for believing in me.'

"Why do you hang onto this old car?"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Traffic calming ahead.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Tinder

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

About Santa 2017.

Chilli Quartet

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Tunnel of Dove.

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."