Theme Park Dreamers Pillows

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of TV

Tunnel of Like.

"Tunnel of love"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'...Please stop the...'

Yakety-Yak

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

The Big Game Park

Funnel of Love.

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Tunnel of like.

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."