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"Mum, I got the job!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Pet Entertainers

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"You're amazing!"

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"I got you the same thing."

Squirrel Salon

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"You're the lapdog. Tell us what they're saying."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

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"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

A woman with her dog and cat.

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Dogs sniffy each other.

Pooch dinner.

Let's talk about my dog.

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"What's this I hear about seven years of mine being equal to one of yours?"