Theatrical Tails Prints

"Mum, I got the job!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"You're amazing!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

My tail's cold.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

Squirrel Salon

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"You're the lapdog. Tell us what they're saying."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

cat

A woman with her dog and cat.

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Dogs sniffy each other.

Pooch dinner.

Let's talk about my dog.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"What's this I hear about seven years of mine being equal to one of yours?"