Tail Artist Prints

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Dog Park Zoom

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It's been one of those days. I don't know if I’ve been chasing my tail or it's been chasing me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

My tail's cold.

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

A man gesturing at the moon

Cat boxer

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Take it easy back there!"

Squirrel Salon

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

"A new study reveals this is actually what you've been chasing."

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

'Your voice says 'no' but your tail says 'yes'.'

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

'Cheers Rex. Heaven knows you chased it for long enough.'

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

Hunting opportunism.