Theatrical Patient Pillows

"I've had the most horrible headache for over two hours!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Silly wig.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

A pretention of playwrights

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Brain surgery, right?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'A Bird of Paridise' - A head-dress in 1780

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

Operation/Grim Reaper