Theatrical Parent Pillows

Add a splash of drama to their space with pillows designed for the theatrical parent—quirky, cozy, and perfect for lounging between acts.

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'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.' mockup

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!" mockup

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means." mockup

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera." mockup

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home." mockup

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.' mockup

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.' mockup

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..." mockup

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

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"Just be yourself."

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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?' mockup

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

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Polly txt speak

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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone." mockup

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

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"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow." mockup

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

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'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?' mockup

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever." mockup

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

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'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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The Zoo.

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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.” mockup

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans. mockup

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.' mockup

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too." mockup

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.' mockup

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

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Theatrical Parent Pillows Collection

Theatrical Parent Mugs

Explore our amusing and charming mugs that celebrate the theatrical parent—perfect for their morning coffee and stage-worthy moments.

Theatrical Parent Prints

Decorate their home or stage with vibrant prints that capture their theatrical essence—impossible to miss and full of personality.

Theatrical Parent T-Shirts

Find clever and stylish t-shirts that showcase your theatrical parent's passion—ideal for dressing up their everyday ensemble.