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Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"What was I thinking?!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Banana Split Personality

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Applause

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

A man taking a bow

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

Tower Hamlets

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."