Theatrical Friend Pillows

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"A haand gel...!?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Romy Schneider

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

to be or not to be

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'My right brain isn't working.'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Pavement Art.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Sit!'

Junk Art

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

Oh, you're right. It doesn't say side effects, it says special effects.

"That's very deep house."

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

The Actor Factor

'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'

Gladstone as Hamlet and the Pope as Ophelia