Theatrical Friend Mugs

'No...I would not like a nice big slice of Angel Food cake!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"A haand gel...!?"

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Romy Schneider

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

to be or not to be

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

Pavement Art.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Sit!'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Junk Art

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

"That's very deep house."

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.

The Actor Factor

Koko and Yum Yum

'We have some bad news...your uncle was smashed.'

Artists