Theatrical Foodie Prints

Dramatic readings of food labels.

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Hard to follow...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Complex Carbohydrates

Salad Hat

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

Violinist plays stringy cheese

Happy St Pancakes Day!

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Salad Bowl Drum

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

It's December, and time for us to discuss the top films of the year. Today we look at documentaries. There were a couple films about our food supply. One investigated the poultry industry. As expected it's a chick flick. Another looked at the dried fruit business. It's a date movie. A film chronicling the construction of a skyscraper is enthralling. Riveting! And the biggest surprise was a film about a prison break -- We found it to be fun entertainment! It's pure escapism!

Mandolin Players At Dinner

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Places, everybody!"

Woman dressed as a soup can