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"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Pirate

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Anna Calvi

Southwark Fair.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Piracy on a boating lake

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Silly wig.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Applause

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene