Theatrical Effects Mugs

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Southwark Fair.

Pirate

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Silly wig.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Applause

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"