Theatrical Cowboy Pillows

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Cow Show Tunes

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Motorherd

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Oh, shut up!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Wanted for Stick Up

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Gary Cooper

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."