Theatrical Befuddler Gifts

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Senta jumps into the sea

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Cossack dancers

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Berta screams out!

Doctor Bartolo

Actor practising his indian war crys

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Bertolt Brecht.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Scientific Method Acting

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Baskerville Tabby.

Carmen

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Mime Tug-of-War

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo, I thought you said eight."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Upstart Crow

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore