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Shower curtain call.

Club Antisocial

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Bathing.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Lovers sharing a bath.

Bath tube with human feet.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Candlestick at Night

Welcome to the West Side

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Is this the open house?'

"Wash and Quo"

Bathing Flowers.

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

"Who left their egg behind?"

Relaxing in the pool.

Sailor and Countess in love

Duck Bath

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold