Theatre Of The Absurd Fanatic Prints

Eric Satie

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"He was a sea rescue."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Henrik Ibsen,

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

UFO and snowman

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Operation.

Baseball.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Phantom of Casablanca

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Magnet at scrapyard

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

The Bonvoy Age...

The Hypnotato,

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

A Heated Argument

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'