Theatre Of The Absurd Fanatic Mugs

Eric Satie

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"He was a sea rescue."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Reginald Bunthorne

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Henrik Ibsen,

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

Operation.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Magnet at scrapyard

The Hypnotato,

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Bonvoy Age...

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

A Heated Argument