Absurdist Theater Aficionado Mugs

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Glance Exchange

"Who's next?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Valet park only"

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I like fountains very much!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'You need some stress.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Man guarding a written border.

"Bad dog!"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.