Theater Of The Absurd Fan Prints

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"He was a sea rescue."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

UFO and snowman

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Baseball.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Hypnotato,

The Bonvoy Age...

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

Chick Billiard Ball

Magnet at scrapyard

"Is really wet, here!"

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.