Theater Actors Mugs

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Extreme miming"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Falstaff

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Silly wig.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

A man taking a bow

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Three Ladies

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Speech

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Doctor Bartolo