Theater Artist Mugs

Houdini's Dog.

Performer

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Takin playing dead to a new level, Riley takes on Shakespeare.

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Extreme miming"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Sleeping kingdom

A man wearing a tailcoat and holding a top hat dancing on stage

Yum Yum

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."