Stage Actors Mugs

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Leslie Caron.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Silly wig.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Scarpia from Tosca

Jack Gleeson

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Ladies

A man taking a bow

Eric Clapton.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Tina Turner

Jimmy Cagney.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."