Stage Acting Mugs

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Ventriloquist's fete

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Joan Hickson

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience