The Supernatural T-Shirts

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

"Oh, dear! I'm afraid it's not good news."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Ghost School.

Late BroomStick

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

Paranormal A-Z...

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Adventures of God

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

He looks so natural lying there...

Astral Projection

Zombies.