The Home Remedy Hero Gifts

'I think, doctor, you're crossing that think line between alternative medicine and wishful thinking.'

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

'Quick, press control Z!'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Artex cartoon

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.