The Home Remedy Hero Gifts

'I think, doctor, you're crossing that think line between alternative medicine and wishful thinking.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Caw blimey!'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

The household cavalry

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Artex cartoon

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.